Rust Creek Beer & Spirits
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RUST CREEK IPA
The Rust Creek Brewery is nestled in the woods of the blue ridge mountains, where semi-professional brewers craft the flavors of isolation and dirty deeds; common with the local folk living here in the woods. Local roads spiral through the wilderness, bringing you closer and closer to, well, getting lost. And that's the way we like it.
Meth is also popular in the area, but what does meth even really taste like? Nothing, probably. We wouldn't really know, because we have all the good times and profound flavor we would ever need, right here in this uniquely crafted India Pale Ale.
Rust Creek Brewery is dedicated to flavor and a smooth mouthfeel, and is proud to be the general impetus for so many shenanigans. Legal Shenanigans. Not the illegal kind. Like meth.
Sure, beer might give you a fat gut and make you a little sleepy. But that's a small price to pay for knowing that you won't go to jail for having a good time.
RUST CREEK IPA has a full-bodied, woody base with a hunt of no GPS signal and regret. But don't take our word for it. Go ahead, get lost in our IPA. I'm sure the honest and hard working local police will find you and bring you back to safety.
RUST CREEK SMALL BATCH KENTUCKY BOURBON
The Blue Ridge Mountains can be an unforgiving place, with temperatures that drop below freezing during the wintertime. And the best way to keep warm? Rust Creek Bourbon. As Buck always says, "It's safer than meth!"